Suzanne McLeod - Supernatural City Tours - London
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Supernatural City Tours is a recognised leader in London City sightseeing. Our hop-on, hop-off bus tours are operated on a fleet of new double-decker buses designed with top-deck-only seating to provide you with the best possible views of London’s magical attractions, supernatural neighbourhoods and places of paranormal interest.
Supernatural City Tours provides the best paranormal attractions, including vampire theatrical shows, magical markets, and Charmed river cruises. SCT is an expert in Magical Tourism.
Please preview some of the tours we provide below.
SCT All Around Town Tour ~ Adults and Children
Tour Includes: Hop on Hop off double-decker tickets valid for 48 hours from the time you purchase your Enchanted Boarding Ticket. Due to the inclusion of vampire premises on the tour, and in line with current Vampiric Licensing Legislation*, tours start one hour after Dawn and conclude two hours before Sunset.
The SCT All Around Town Tour includes the following magical sightseeing stops:
Trafalgar Square: Watch mischievous pixies as they attempt to animate
the huge bronze lions (designed by Sir Edwin Landseer) that have guarded
the base of Nelson’s Column since 1867.
Warning: We advise all passengers to keep all mobile phones and children’s
toys away from the pixies. Animated items cannot be un-animated by SCT
employees, and SCT are not responsible for any damage to tour
passengers’ belongings.
Leicester Square: Visit the Blue Heart vampire club, the home of London’s Historic Calendar Vampires with its eclectic vampire-themed gift shop, and the opulent Fangs for the Memory ballroom which revamps the glamour of the early 20th Century with its daily afternoon tea dances.
The Coffin Club: Sucker Town’s newest vampire establishment is the only place where
visitors can view vampires in their ‘Dead as the Day is Long’ state. The vampires enjoy
their daytime rest in diamond etched glass coffins especially imported from Russia.
Please note: A minimum of six vampires on display daily. For private parties please
contact the Coffin Club’s day manager.
(Tour ticket entitles holder to 15% discount on DVDs in the Casket Gift shop)
* Vampiric Licensing Legislation states children under 16 are not permitted to visit vampire
premises between Sunset –2 hours, and Dawn +1 hour for their own protection.
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SCT Sanguine Night Tour ~ Adults only
Escorted bus Tour (not Hop-on Hop-off). All tours will be escorted by a minimum of three Beater goblins, and one Monitor goblin in accordance with current Vampiric Licensing Legislation, to ensure the well-being and continued freewill of all tour passengers.
Tir na n’Og (aka the Bloody Shamrock): One of the oldest Irish bars in London, and believed to be frequented by vampires for the last 250 years. Enjoy the craic, and listen to the bars ‘live’ band. Visits to the Upper Balcony for a private drink with the club’s vampires are limited and strictly by prior invitation only. (Tour ticket includes a complimentary pint of the ‘black stuff’ or a Jameson’s whiskey during your visit.)
Please note: the vampire bite experience at the Leech and Lettuce is included in the tour price. Should you decide to take up this option at any point during the tour, your guide will ask you to sign our standard ‘Get Fanged’ waiver, which will be witnessed by the tour’s Monitor goblin. SCT will not be held responsible for any passengers’ safety if they refuse to sign the waiver.
SECRETS OF THE FAE TOURS
SCT Secrets of the Fae Tours ~ Adults, and Children (where allowed)
Escorted Bus Tours (not hop-on, hop-off). All tours will be escorted by a two witches (both of whom are accredited Spellcrackers.com employees, and are fully trained at HOPE* to provide magical first aid, should it be required), and one Monitor goblin to ensure the well-being and continued free will of all tour passengers. Tours includes all meals, drinks and accommodation where stated.
Please note: Escorts are a precaution only. It is a criminal offence for a fae to Glamour a human, and whilst the last recorded prosecution was in 1836 in Edinburgh, Scotland, SCT takes our customers’ safety very seriously; unlike other cheaper tour companies who offer similar tours unescorted.
*HOPE is the Human, Other, Preternatural Ethics society clinic located at University College Hospital, London, where all magical persons, and problems are treated.
Please note: Each SCT Enchanted Boarding Ticket includes a mandatory Secrecy spell. This ensures tour activities can only be divulged to other tour participants to ensure the Secrets of the Fae remain hidden. Should you wish to take photographs, please purchase one of our patented Pictorial-Memories spell crystals (£5 per camera) to ensure you and your immediate family will be able to view and enjoy your pictures once the tour is over.
Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew: Spiritual Home of the Dryads
Kew's Rhizotron and Xstrata Treetop Walk (Adults and Children)
Welcome to the most compelling dryad experience in the world. Your personal
dryad guide will accompany your family group along this wonderful walk. The
route first takes you under the ground and then 18 meters (59ft) up in the air,
bringing you close to trees in a way that will take your breath away.
Your personal dryad guide will also reveal how they commune with their home
tree; a truly enthralling sight. Hugging is very much appreciated at this point.
A substantial picnic basket is provided for each family group to enjoy at an
appropriate venue during their day.
Wimbledon Common: Home of the Satyrs
Poetry and Pipes Picnic (Adults and Children)
An extensive picnic lunch will be followed by performance poetry (generally suitable
for children, but can become bawdy at times), and a musical pipe extravaganza
where guests can join the satyrs in their revels and songs along the Windmill Nature
Trail, which is approximately 800 metres of level footpath (suitable for those with
mobility handicaps), through the satyrs three home habitats, namely the grassland,
woodland and heath of the common.
Bacchanalian All-Night Wine Feast (Adults only – max 10 couples per feast)
A traditional style Greek banquet held in Wimbledon Windmill. Guests will feast on
a wide selection of native dishes, each dish served with the satyrs’ choice of
complementary vintage wines. Dancers, acrobats, and musicians will entertain
the guests during the feast, traditional board and table games will be played.
The feast’s Grande Finale offers the chance for all couples to join their hosts in a
night of joyous vinification (winemaking, for the uninitiated) under the stars. A Full
English breakfast is served to all guests the following morning. Each couple will be
given a gold-patterned kylix (wine-drinking cup) to commemorate their feast.
(Government Health Warning: Please Drink Responsibly)
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Covent Garden: Shop at the world famous Witches’ Market, for bespoke spells, potions, crystals and magic. (Tour ticket entitles holder to 10% discount on all purchases at participating stalls.)
Green Park: Enjoy a picnic, or stroll amidst the peaceful verdant landscape, while keeping a sharp eye out for the park’s resident dryads as they step in, or out of their trees. Please note: This amazing sight cannot be guaranteed.
Blue Heart: Enjoy a namesake Blue Heart cocktail (non-alcoholic) in the Blue Artery Bar. Party the night away in the Starlight Lounge nightclub, or waltz around the dancefloor the famous Gordon Rackman Orchestra in the Fangs for the Memory ballroom. There is an option to Get Fanged by Calendar Vamp of your choice. (Pre-booking required. Price not included in tour ticket. Waiver form must be signed and witnessed.)
The Leech and Lettuce: Soak up the ambience and rub shoulders with the local vampires in this typical Sucker Town blood pub. Experience the thrill of Getting Fanged during your visit. Semi-secluded alcoves are provided for guest’s use, and are licensed for wrists or necks only. There are also more private rooms underground.
Dine and Dance the night away with the Dryads (Adults only)
Enjoy a wonderful evening of gourmet dining, dancing and communing with nature in all her majestic glory, in the amazing Temperate House. Temperate House is the largest surviving Victorian glasshouse in world, and the lush interior displays an array of plants from the sub-tropical regions of the world, and when arranged by Kew’s own flock of semi-wild garden fairies, is transformed into one of the most exotic and breathtaking venues in London.
Guests Enchanted Boarding Tickets will count as one entry into the Green raffle: 10 winners each night will enjoy the Once In A Lifetime Experience to join with a dryad in their home tree for a period of one hour at midnight. Further raffle tickets can be purchased from your tour escorts (£25 per ticket). All proceeds to the Kew Foundation.
